Since my almost 2 full years on twitter, i have realized a few things.
1. People can't spell
2. English is dead
3. stupidity knows no bounds
Recently though, it came to my attention, we often take for granted that persons who can READ can COMPREHEND.
this was my umpteenth encounter with, (i don't want to say RETARDS because it's such a strong word but...) persons who can clearly read, but cant comprehend.
Here's my story
A follower mentioned me with a link to vote for Denyque for the YVA's. After voting a pie chart with the voting statistics is shown, illustrating the voting percentage of each nominee.
There's a list of categories... going through, i saw for a category, Cecile was ahead of Tifa for said category. I was like zn.. kool.. how dat? .. oh well ... and tweeted this:
I dont kno if it's just me, but i was expecting Tifa fi gone a lead long time ... mi nuh kno.. maybe cause mi actually KNOW her songs and not say "ye ye .. a next tune bout u a cook n clean fi a next girl man .. blah blah". U zimi? ... BUT alas ... at that moment (given that voting was still in session) it appears ppl really dig this kinda thing. *shrug*.
A follower then goes to mention the Cecile, thinking the tweet is bad ass and that she shud see it because it's a "good thing". so he @s her .....
Now. The cecile replies. one wud think she wud reply with a "hope you voted", "hard work is paying off", "continue voting" or sumn to do with her leading voting stats in relation to "is bere matey song the ppl love". but no. no. the reply was: " hi hater... glad u c me,"
pause...................... really? .... hater? .... out of ALL o what u read... u comprehended, that... I'm .... a hater? *rotflmao* NB: check out the lil groupie kid "LOL"ing.
I ignored this tweet... however, @AinzyM replied,
telling the lil groupie there's nothing to laugh about. lil groupie replied saying:
apparently she found it funny *shrug* idk. ppl also find staring at paint drying funny... but i don't judge,
Many persons CAN READ. Many persons CAN'T COMPREHEND
@AinzyM who originally mentiond the cecile in my tweet replied to me, saying:
the random groupie appears in my mentions, AGEN. (u kno, come to think of it, maybe she was looking a follow from the cecile ... hope that worked out for her.) The lil groupie is now trying to justify how my tweet is hating... [ye idk how she drop in either... i really dont... it's like when u find a stray animal on the road and say "oh now, wonder how u got here" but....., MizzGroupie tweets this:
Feel that? that's ur IQ being precipitated from reading this .... but wait!...there's more!
-_- ... i mean ... even if me neva go good skool ... this .. right here... has to be, by far, the DAWKest thing i've ever seen.
.... so let's recap what happened here, if u tweet "is bere matey song di ppl dem love" in reference to an entertainer who sing a fair amount o matey chune .. u are a hater! ye? *FACE-PALM*
“It's too bad that stupidity isn't painful"